Holiday Movie Marathon Part II

Bad Cheese

My Santa (Netflix): Heir to the Santa throne is out and about in the world on the search for his Mrs. Claus and falls for a struggling single mother. Terribly poor production that was beyond tolerably cheesy. I didn't get past 30 minutes.

Christmas in the Smokies (Netflix): I didn't get very far, but I think this was about a family about to lose the family farm. I'm pretty sure it worked out in their favor, but I found the religious overtones too strong for my taste and, it started out boring. I didn't finish this one, either.

Christmas Crush (Netflix): Georgia decides to attend her high school reunion in hopes of winning back her high-school boyfriend. She tells a lot of lies, does a lot of ridiculous things that don't get her any closer to her goal, but in the end, of course, she gets the right guy. I finished this one, but I spent a lot of time yelling at the TV waiting for this damned movie to stop and/or waiting for the characters to stop being dumb.

So This Is Christmas (Amazon): Vivica Fox and Eric Roberts star in this awful after-school-special-like movie about a blended, mixed-race family doing everything wrong including stereotypical teenage bad and risky behavior. The beginning of the movie shows the black son being rushed to the hospital for what I believe is a gunshot. This was the worst movie of them all.

The Perfect Gift (Amazon): This movie with a terrible production value that was so predictable starred Ruben Studdard. I know it was about Christmas and him and his girlfriend planning on getting married. The rest didn't matter to me.

You Can't Fight Christmas (Netflix): Christmas interior designer versus an ambitious hotel heir. Could not keep my interest past 15 minutes.